Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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