They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
