If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I yelled at your uterus for you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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