How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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