I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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