whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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