At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
you made out with another girl for some wings
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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