Buhtt sex?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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