Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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