Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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