You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
