um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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