Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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