so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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