come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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