I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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