Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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