Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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