i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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