ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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