ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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