Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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