Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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