I love watching others lives come down to our level.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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