I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
