You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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