I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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