they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You don't make any sense
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