i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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