He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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