I think scott just propositioned me for sex
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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