Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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