Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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