Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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