So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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