dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
