dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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