I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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