how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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