there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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