Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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