I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
