How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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