I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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