So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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