i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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