bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
you never un-have a 4some
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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