when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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