we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
