either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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